The 'Fun' Conspiracies
While looking for information about the more tame conspiracies surrounding the president,
I happened upon websites and articles detailing these more...colorful ones.
I happened upon websites and articles detailing these more...colorful ones.
Obama & the Lizard PeopleIn this satirical book, Obama is called a 'lizard king' a parody of David Icke's crusade, no doubt. The reviewers for the book can easily be divided into two categories: 'Those Who Get It' and 'Those Who Don't'. The first category is made up of people who get the joke. They comment on the hilarity of the parody and how it was cleverly written and fun.
Then there are the rest, and well... And it's these people that I want to address in this section. On further investigation, I found webpages upon pictures upon other bullshit claiming that Obama is a genuine, bonafide reptilian, or a hybrid, or any other form of ridiculous lizard nonsense that you can come up with.
The meat of this conspiracy goes back to "bible codes" and the idea that there is adequate mention of what theorists are calling, "the reptilian candidate" in the Old Testament. I'm struggling to grasp exactly where they're going with this, and so I've included links to the pages that show the codes and how they all apparently fit together. Oh I forgot to mention: Mitt Romney is one, too.
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Adventures on MarsThis conspiracy is the reason I wanted to create this webpage -- the far-fetched and always-fun idea that a teenaged Barack Obama went to Mars with his friends at the CIA.
The story can be found in this article, and also in this one. According these two articles, two ex-chrononauts, Andrew D. Basiago and William B. Stillings, swear up and down that Obama was with them on some jaunts to Mars and back, from 1981 to 1983. According to these gents, the president visited Mars twice, from a teleporting machine called the 'jump room', disguising his identity with the pen name 'Barry Soetoro'. They also claim that, as well as being a young and important chrononaut, Obama is lying about his military service record and experience, as he was involved in the CIA intergalactic program in 1980.
Obama's responsibilities on the red planet essentially included being an extra, like on a movie set. He was apparently instructed to make the Martian humanoids and animals (which exist, I guess) grow used to the presence of Earthlings on their planet, so that an alliance could be formed. For his part, the president has denied all claims of his jaunts to Mars. Many believers of this conspiracy believe that this would explain why Obama's birth certificate and records were previously unattainable: he had a separate identity as a teen and made a new one up when his dealings with the CIA were finished. |
Secretly A Gay ManThis video proclaims, with all the incorrect math and failing logic one can expect for a conspiracy of this magnitude, that Obama was married to a Pakistani man (his college roommate) before he married Michelle. Apparently, in 1971, (when he was ten years old, if I've done my math right) Barack Obama was a young man in college, with a Pakistani man as his roommate and an affinity for a plain, golden ring that he wore on his left ring finger. No explanation has been given about the ring by the Obama Administration, likely because he's hiding something, and not because it's irrelevant or anything like that. And, the only reasonable jump a sensible man can make is to think that the ring is from Obama's wedding -- to the previously mentioned roommate!
Conspiracies about the president's orientation are actually pretty common, it turns out. Written by Jerome Corsi, the man in the video above, this article relays that members of Trinity Church Obama is known to be a member of are setting him up with gay lovers on the side. This article discusses Larry Sinclair's rantings about Obama's alleged participation in a gay orgy, murder, and drug use. Sinclair, who is wanted in two states and has a criminal history as long as my arm for crimes dealing with deceit, as mentioned in this article here, continues to attempt to gain credibility through online debates with pro-Obama bloggers. At one point, the article even mentions a deal struck with the website whitehouse.com, which offered the man $100,000 if he were to pass a polygraph test on these allegations. "The site said in a press release that the polygraph organizers said his results 'indicated deception'" (Smith).
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